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nico-di-angelcake:

  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
  • JUST DON’T DO IT
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hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

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tennants-hair:

at 5am you either feel like you can rule the world or like you’ve just been run over by a truck there is no inbetween

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wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

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ohdaesusie:

guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao

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stability:

if you think about it it’s actually really weird that hair just pokes out of our skin and grows

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chilled:

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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this couldn’t get any better

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unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

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